Monday, April 14, 2014

15 Reasons Why I Am A Horrible Mom

1. I mercilessly make her eat the chicken that she loves.

2. I didn't throw the ball the right way.

3. I can't play hide-n-seek the way dad does.

4. I cruelly arranged her grapes and her cucumbers so they were touching.

5. I wouldn't let her watch Tinkerbell for the zillionth time.

6. I wanted to change her poopy diaper.

7. I told her she couldn't have any more juice and gave her water instead.

8. I put the water in the wrong princess cup.

9. Out of pure malice, I didn't stroke her back, pat her back, bounce her up and down, and swing her simultaneously.

10. I washed her disgusting smelling teddy bear.

11. I told her she couldn't climb the shelves in the pantry.

12. I told her she couldn't play in the ripped trampoline.

13. I don't let her chew on cords.

14. I made her put pants on.

15. The main reason I am a terrible mother: the song turned from "Let it Go" and I didn't turn it back fast enough.

So ladies, are any of you terrible moms too? ;)



1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness, it is so nice to know that I'm not the only mean mom around here. :-)


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